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  • How to Be A Redhead

    Have you ever heard of H2BAR (How to be a readhead)? Well let me tell you about it. There is a brand, how to be a redhead, for redheads. They have products made specifically for redheads. There’s mascara in various colors, concealer for the ultra light skin tones, brow gel for the invisible brows, the… Read more

  • CPA (No, Not Accountants)

    So… in Eudora, Kansas there is a festival to celebrate the CPA (Central Protective Agency). Originally made by farmers to protect cattle and livestock from thieves, they now continue to honor the history of the town with a festival and parade. How cute is that? That’s my kind of CPA. It’s happening this weekend. Eudora,… Read more

  • Narcotics

    When I was in high school I had my wisdom teeth out (like most folks in the US do) and I was given some heavy painkillers. I have had teeth pulled a LOT in my life (allegedly my mouth is too small… thanks modern American diet and lack of nutrition). So… I was no stranger… Read more

  • You don’t have drugs… do you?

    I’m remembering lots of police encounters today, and this one is probably my favorite to memory. When I was a sophomore in college I was headed back to Tennessee for the fall semester. I had several house plants in the back seat of my car. The floor was lined with clear trash bags in case… Read more

  • Tail Light Troubles

    Once upon there was an amateur writer who went by Redheaded Jill and she had a problem. Her left taillight was broken. Well, the plastic lens was, the light itself was fine. (She got into a fight with a tree and lost, ok?) For about a month Jill drove around with nary a concern. Sure,… Read more

  • Farm Cats

    I got kittens y’all. And I have a VERY intentional purpose for them. There are too many mice in my garage/basement/car. (Yes, they get into the car. I wish I were joking.) It’s just a normal thing all country folk deal with, but I’m getting tired of it. SO, when my Aunt told me she… Read more