Some things every parent or caretaker of a baby has experienced.
- Holding the bottle with your chin so you can do something else for another child
- Picked a pacifier off the ground and thought… five second rule?
- Trying to get things in/out of the oven before the toddler can run into the kitchen
- Sniffed a baby’s head because there’s nothing like it…
- Pictured how you would rescue the baby from 87,000 different unlikely or near impossible situations
- Watched them drink bath water
- Thought, “It will hold” on a diaper that isn’t structurally sound only to discover later that it did not in fact hold during nap time.
- Flinched because you didn’t know if the baby was going to kiss you or bite you
- Been filled with intense rage and love simultaneously because you are both overstimulated by noise but also you would die for this child
What are some baby things on your list?
Redheaded Jill 
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